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Soldier forms a plan to eat all the honey, thus losing the bears' interest, but that plan goes awry and they all get sick to their stomachs with a huge quantity of honey left. He realizes there are several crates of honey on the plane, which must have interested the bears. He berates the Pyro, at first humorously implying the Pyro is a menstruating woman, but promptly explains that he just needs the Pyro to stop blocking the plane's door. Soldier claims that the bears must have been attracted by something, citing the two potential attracters as honey or menstruating women. Suddenly, the sound of bears nearby interrupts them.

Soldier inquires whether there are more costumes, which there are not, and Scout tells the Soldier that the latter will likely die. Scout explains that he put on the costume to escape the cold, and Pyro continues rummaging through the plane. It is revealed that the hot dog was not imagined, but an actual costume, found on a crashed plane (supposedly piloted by Amelia Earhart). Soldier calmly tells the Scout that he will eat him. The mountain also claims there is food aplenty nearby, citing the wildlife (seen by the delirious Soldier as whole pot roasts), the Soldier's own hands (seen as colossal sandwiches), and even the Scout (seen as a giant hot dog) as potential meals.

'Christopher' tells the Soldier that he is no closer to reaching the mountain. The setting switches back to Siberia, where the Soldier (now sporting a ragged beard) is supposedly talking to 'Christopher the Communist Mountain', who is merely a figment of Soldier's imagination. Hale reveals he knows nearly nothing of her activities, so Darling explains that she had been stockpiling Australium for one hundred and fifty years, and raises the question 'Why?' However, Darling explains to him that the vault had been emptied and that the Administrator, Helen, had something to do with it.

#TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMICS ZARABIANIE FULL#

Hale claims it will be easy, declaring he has a vault full of it. Darling offers to help Hale re-obtain Mann Co. He claims the animals, including a Himalayan wildebeest and a snow leopard, are the last of their kind and he wishes to make them immortal using Australium. Darling reveals the animals mounted on his wall are not dead, but merely standing on boxes behind the wall and poking their heads through. Darling asks if Hale approves of the mountings on his wall, and the latter expresses disbelief that Darling has been fighting animals. She attempts to explain, but Darling cuts her off, claiming it 'couldn't be simpler'. Hale is furious and becomes increasingly explicit, previously unaware that Darling was Maggie's employer. The scene switches to the estate of Charles Darling, the nemesis of Saxton Hale, where Hale's old girlfriend has led him. The trio of Soldier, Scout, and Pyro set off for the mountains of Siberia, where Heavy is known to be. Soldier's coat promptly rips into shreds, but he still refuses to take the Russian coats, much to Scout's disappointment (as he was still wearing his RED T-shirt). coat (actually made in China) is far better. Realizing she cannot stop the Soldier or his friends from searching for Heavy, she offers them famous American label, second economy coats for their journey, but illiterate Soldier believes the coats to be communist-made, so he rejects them, stating his 'American-made' Mann Co. She warns him not to follow Heavy due to the bitter cold, a suggestion the Soldier protests defiantly.

The comic begins with an old woman sharing what she knows about the Heavy with the Soldier.

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